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LET THE 82ND JAPANESE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS BEGIN

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Dec 15, 2013 16:39

...and may the odds be ever in your favor.The first of the major national championships this season is almost here (Dec. 21-24), so I thought I'd make a preview/primer post to Team Japan for those poor souls who may not know much about them! This got too long for one post so I split it into two; this one is about the men. (I'm not sure if I can ( Read more... )

oda!, taka-chan doesn't believe in sparkles, the japanese beatle, 4t3a and his bowlcut, dai-sha fierce, love!post, go team japan power rangers, hold me closer tiny warlord, really jizzed about men's figure skating, supa kawaii!!!

Finlandia Trophy Day 1 Roundup

skate_soar_fly wrote in ontd_skating Oct 05, 2012 15:04

( Results and videos this way )

figure skating: our national sport, javier fernández, the japanese beatle, 4t3a and his bowlcut, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!, go team japan power rangers, johnny weir

the end of a season without one? we're overdue.

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating May 30, 2012 22:11

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

(minus the usual glitter text)

If you are unfamiliar with how this works : tell us how you really feel. All thoughts welcome.

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would that i be a sequin upon his arm, where the hell r the rippon tags, daddy's home puppy, at this point the list consists of meryl, post or die, ice dance, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, the kill team..., u mad, i think fs are some of the best looking, y'all don't understand what she's saying, that would be a mullet, no fuck no, haaaaaaalp, golden showers, celebrate good times come on!, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, emo shit; semi-live, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, jetlag hurts my feelings, straight as a rainbow, hot naked buddy yogurt, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, parchment soft skin and two cherry nippl, i don't tweet, fashion police, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, opa!, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, jamie sale is on notice, pcs = points for canadian skaters, thank you it's lambiel, dontcallmyname dontcallmyname miki ando, people here is so weird in a good way, i want to be a public relater in nyc, i felt high heartbeats, more importantly i'm patrick chan, figure skating: our national sport, what a fucking waster, i struggled to impregnate me, among the land of the living, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, strange woman keeps candies in her hair, i want your ugly, what's colder than dry ice? oksana, speed skating is way lamer, the brezistance, you smell like a winner!, ontd_skating 20%skating 20%unf 60%whales, when you see it, quad squad, srs bsns, the lambiel/joubert lovechild, figgaskating, trolling for dick, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, haters can hate, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, jump to my yaguar baby, the skater with amazing hair who is tota, brian jewbear, that was really clever for evan, only facts live on wikipedia, mirai won silver at the lolympics, i'm a real fashion victim!!, you won gold? we didn't know, the ice is blue? who knew~, charlie white/charlie's white's hair, your infamous long boobs, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, not just a hot summer fling, fuckload of skaters in this post, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, with a spicy gay twist, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, too much booty in the pants, the is a love eruption, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, spelling out "macho" in russian, the swisstuation, good luck baboo, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!, everybody lives!!, umm..., what kind of icehole are you, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, she doesn't even go here, my mom being a creeper, japanelvis, i don't want to scroll okay, he's the gay one, we don't want to be jeremy free, true alpha male, jk no i'm not yes i am no i'm not yes i, thank you they're dior, i don't know what unf means, isu=unfree bitches, alexei whoregudin, ~*wild relations*~, just the tip bro, you're not dead, when i was 17 i was pedobait, ross-rhymeswithwhat?-miner, my friend vera & i, k whatever it's the truth., kristi y lifetime achievement award, my girlfriend triple axel, blocked by an olympic gold medalist, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, where did her legs go? over her head, you've got a great sit spin, the only safe place for skaters to look, fuck me it's good, diva bitch whore from hell, possessed by the power of orange, pardonnez-moi, he can live off my money if he wants, really jizzed about men's figure skating, we should run the isu, morozov is a life ruiner, a dark and fabulous jedward, my sunshine & sh*t, "the swiss guy", orange mocha frappuccino, hay mr morozov touch my body, and she is not a whore, just this once everybody lives!, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, good job, gay men love tanith, infamy here we come, i don't even know who this guy is, whoregan cipres/vanessa james, lol scott is driving, you're a tacky ass bitch, dirty russian american, dai-sha fierce, why do you like him he sucks, azerbaijan = pchan of eurovision

team japan wins the adorablelympics

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Apr 11, 2012 17:52

A kindly soul has subtitled this post-Worlds Team Japan medalists interview; watch now for an overdose of presh:

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( highlights below the cut for those of you who don't have 15 minutes to spare )

akiko suzuki needs a tag, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, the japanese beatle, 4t3a and his bowlcut, dai-sha fierce, go team japan power rangers

Japan Nationals Day 1

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Dec 23, 2011 12:28

aka. epic shit is going down

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the japanese beatle, 4t3a and his bowlcut, dai-sha fierce, go team japan power rangers, really jizzed about men's figure skating, taka-chan doesn't believe in sparkles

17 YEARS OF #FACE

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Dec 07, 2011 00:02

DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE HOLDING, STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING, BECAUSE TODAY IS

YUZURU HANYU'S 17TH BIRTHDAY

AND YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD OF THE SKATING WORLD DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE IN THIS POST

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i'll make a stan out of you, i think fs are some of the best looking, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, when i was 17 i was pedobait, celebrate good times come on!, the japanese beatle, bitches don't know, 4t3a and his bowlcut, go team japan power rangers

Plushy's thoughts on CoR and road ahead to Russian Nats

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Nov 28, 2011 11:36

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figure skating: our national sport, incoming stan war, 4toe-3toe and his haircut, jeremy = sunshine, artur gachinski's tag for real, plushenko, comrade plyushenka, quading: it's like friday night, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, ~the future of skating~, sorry i was busy doing a quad, sk8er w/ amazing hair who is ttly awesom, the japanese beatle, it's great feelings, bb plushy, he's gonna make you cry he's so good, what decisions will be made?????????????, we are all plushy's hoes, why do you think he rocks them mullet, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, really jizzed about men's figure skating, hello soviet suprise package!, plushenkohnotheydidnt, the kanye of figure skating, liza tuktamysheva, + cup of russia, stop the presses!!!, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, plushenko wins eurovision, lol women's skating idc, bitches don't know, we don't want to be jeremy free, warning: warmuse fapping in this post, your russian overlords, #jeremyabbottrockstar, platinum medal, walk walk sochi baby, oh plushy, tell me about your feelings, yes it's a sport too, he makes old ladies weak at the knee

NEWS FROM YOUR OVERLORD-IN-TRAINING

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Nov 09, 2011 12:18

Slightly dated article about Nebelhorn but IDEC, #DEALWITHIT

Yuzuru Hanyu: Rises From the Ashes
By KLAUS-REINHOLD KANY
PUBLISHED: 11/08/11

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+ cup of china, the japanese beatle, 4t3a and his bowlcut, go team japan power rangers

miscellaneous icon dump

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Oct 10, 2011 15:21

...mostly Team Japan, because come on, it's me. (Some of these are remakes.)

43 - Yuzuru Hanyu
9 - Mao Asada
5 - Narumi Takahashi/Mervin Tran
4 - Miki Ando
3 - Shizuka Arakawa
1 - Takahiko Kozuka
5 - Pang Qing/Tong Jian
12 - Elizaveta Tuktamysheva

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chairman mao asada, liza tuktamysheva, #icons, taka-chan doesn't believe in sparkles, dontcallmyname dontcallmyname miki ando, the japanese beatle, 4t3a and his bowlcut, go team japan power rangers, i don't even know what a pairs skate is

VIDEOS FROM JAPAN OPEN!

katiz wrote in ontd_skating Oct 02, 2011 23:17

NEW PROGRAMS!

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Jeffrey Buttle - The Vivid Unknown

FYI: FLO'S PROGRAM IS REALLY TERRIBLE AND EMBARRASSING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (it's also geoblocked for the USA so you're spared. for now.)
OTHER PROGRAMS BEHIND THE CUT TOO
( No, really Morozov, what the actual fuck were you thinking? )

akiko suzuki needs a tag, liza tuktamysheva, morozov is a life ruiner, + japan open 2011, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, artur gachinski's tag for real, taka-chan doesn't believe in sparkles, alissa czisny, the japanese beatle, joannie rochette, pchan gets a tag, dai-sha fierce, 4t3a and his bowlcut, alena leonova, mishin's minions, french prince of bel-air